TODAY IT’S former Formula One boss Bernie Ecclestone’s birthday! Happy birthday Bernie! Although never a Formula One fan, I have always been a fan of your looks and size – perfect for fitting into one of those tiny racing car cockpits. Some people might take umbrage by my emphasizing a person’s lack of height, but, in the long and historical tradition of caricature, all sorts of physical attributes are up for grabs. Big noses, small eyes, blubbery lips, flapping ears etc . . . So, why not height?